Friday, April 3, 2009

Back in the USSA: Russian President Medvedev Hails Barack Obama as "My New Comrade"

Wow! That was easy! Obama's cool charming personality it "totally different" than George Bush!

Translation: "Mother Russia likes it very much. We have new communist comrade in United States. 100 years of trying and now we finally have our guy."

Welcome to the United Socialist States of America, USSA.

"We are from Russia and we are here to help."

Russia's Dmitry Medvedev hailed Barack Obama as "my new comrade" Thursday after their first face-to-face talks, saying the US president "can listen" -- even if little progress was made on substance.

The Russian president contrasted Obama as "totally different" to his predecessor George W. Bush, whom he blamed for the "mistake" of US missile shield plans fiercely opposed by Moscow.

Obama agreed to visit Moscow in July after his talks with Medvedev on Wednesday on the sidelines of a G20 summit in London aimed at fixing the battered world economy.

"I believe that we managed to establish contact. But Moscow lies ahead. I cannot say that we made much progress on the most serious issues," he told reporters, adding: "Let's wait and see."

"I liked the talks. It is easy to talk to him. He can listen. The start of this relationship is good," he said, adding: "Today it's a totally different situation (compared to Bush)... This suits me quite well."

I'm sure it suits you "quite well", I bet it does comrade!

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1 comment:

  1. If Barack Obama's other orifice could speak, what would he say?(parody) BHO Taileprompter