Congress Gets Just 10 Hours To Read 1,073 Page No-Stimulus Great American CRAP Act.

The CRAPulus Generational Theft Act was made available to Congress at 11 PM last night.

Here is Georgia Representative Tom Price with the 1,073 page non-stimulus fleecing of America document.






Rep. Price shows that some provisions are hand-written.



Members of Congress would have to read the monstrosity at a rate of 626 words per minute, with no sleep, no bathroom breaks, and no interruptions to read the entire contents of the CRAPulus.



Obviously, no one did.



CNS reports that Democrat Sen. Frank Lautenberg has admitted just that: “No, I don’t think anyone will have the chance to [read the entire bill].”



Does any of this make any sense anymore?



CRAPulus (krap-yuh-luhs)

noun, verb CRAPulized, CRAPuloused

1. Generational Theft Act of 2009

2. Congressional Radical Anti-American Pork

3. Congress Ruins America With Pork

4. Congress Raped America People

5. Slang: Sometimes Vulgar.

a. nonsense; drivel.

b. falsehood, exaggeration, propaganda, or the like.

6. refuse; rubbish; junk; litter: Will you clean up that crapulus!

Verbs

1.crapulus around, Slang: Sometimes Vulgar.

a. to behave in a foolish or silly manner.

b.to avoid work.

2. crapulus on, Slang: Sometimes Vulgar.

a. to treat badly, esp. by humiliating, insulting, or slighting.

b. to cause misery, misfortune, or discomfort.

3. crapulus up, Slang: Sometimes Vulgar. to botch, ruin, or cheapen; make a mess of.