Saturday, March 7, 2009

Obama's Weekly Address: Translated; This Week: No American Should Let A Crisis Go To Waste!

Every Saturday, I break down President Obama's address, inspired by Sean Hannity's "Liberal Translation".

Something to keep in mind, Team "O" is enacting parts of the "Cloward-Piven Strategy" right before our eyes: (For the record, actor Jeremy Piven portrays Ari Gold on HBO's "Entourage", a character based on Ari Emanuel, The Ballerina's brother... just saying...)

First proposed in 1966 and named after Columbia University sociologists Richard Andrew Cloward and Frances Fox Piven, the "Cloward-Piven Strategy" seeks to hasten the fall of capitalism by overloading the government bureaucracy with a flood of impossible demands, thus pushing society into crisis and economic collapse.

At least the entire Obama Team is on board with the radical agenda! Last November, Rahm The Ballerina, commented 'You never want a serious crisis to go to waste'.

Hillary Clinton chose radical Saul Alinsky as the topic of her senior thesis and yesterday used the "crisis" mantra to address so-called "climate change".

Transcript from The White House.

Obama: Yesterday, we learned that the economy lost another 651,000 jobs in the month of February, which brings the total number of jobs lost in this recession to 4.4 million. The unemployment rate has now surpassed 8 percent, the highest rate in a quarter century.

ConservativeXpress: And it's all your fault! It's The Obama Recession you fool!

Obama: These aren't just statistics, but hardships experienced personally by millions of Americans who no longer know how they'll pay their bills, or make their mortgage, or raise their families.

ConservativeXpress: But don't worry, Obama's housing plan is here: (1) raise taxes on the responsible, "rich" people to pay the fools who were too stupid to buy an affordable home, (2) The Bama will give you a house or (3) encourage ACORN's anarchistic rule to break and enter homes illegally.

Obama: From the day I took office, I knew that solving this crisis would not be easy, nor would it happen overnight. And we will continue to face difficult days in the months ahead. But I also believe that we will get through this -- that if we act swiftly and boldly and responsibly, the United States of America will emerge stronger and more prosperous than it was before.

ConservativeXpress: Crisis, crisis, crisis, crisis. "From the day I took office, my team was determined to use the crisis to deceive the American people and use smoke and mirrors to enact the Radical American Communist Experiment (R.A.C.E.)"

"And if we act swiftly" I will create a Socialist dystopia that will make The Federal government stronger and more prosperous to control every element of society. The great Socialist power grab to establish a permanent voting majority!

Obama: That's why my administration is committed to doing all that's necessary to address this crisis and lead us to a better day.

ConservativeXpress: That's why my administration is committed to using the word "crisis" at every opportunity to fulfill the Cloward-Piven/Alinsky Radical destruction of capitalism.

Obama: That's why we're moving forward with an economic agenda that will jumpstart job creation, restart lending, relieve responsible homeowners, and address the long-term economic challenges of our time: the cost of health care, our dependence on oil, and the state of our schools.

ConservativeXpress: Team "O" has no idea how to fix the economy or the housing crisis so instead, they will use it to their advantage to nationalize health-care and appease the radical left-wing environmentalists, hence screwing the rest of us! Remember, never waste a crisis.

Obama: To prevent foreclosures for as many as 4 million homeowners -- and lower interest rates and lift home values for millions more -- we are implementing a plan to allow lenders to work with borrowers to refinance or restructure their mortgages. On Wednesday, the Department of Treasury and Housing and Urban Development released the guidelines that lenders will use for lowering mortgage payments. This plan is now at work.

ConservativeXpress: Tim Geithner has no idea what he is doing, he has no help yet Michelle and I host a tax-payer funded "party night" every Wednesday! Conga anyone?

Obama: To restore the availability of affordable loans for families and businesses -- not just banks -- we are taking steps to restart the flow of credit and stabilize the financial markets. On Thursday, the Treasury Department and the Federal Reserve launched the Consumer and Business Lending Initiative -- a plan that will generate up to a trillion dollars of new lending so that families can finance a car or college education -- and small businesses can raise the capital that will create jobs.

ConservativeXpress: And they loaned the FDIC $500 Billion because Team "O" has no real plan, the markets see right through the "transparency". But hey, why not just go ahead and spend another trillion for free cars and free college! What the hell is Obama talking about?!?

Obama: And we've already begun to implement the American Recovery and Reinvestment Act -- a plan that will save and create over 3.5 million jobs over the next two years -- jobs rebuilding our roads and bridges, constructing wind turbines and solar panels, expanding broadband and mass transit.

ConservativeXpress: The CRAPulus Spending Bill will, hopefully, be the downfall of Obama's presidency.

Obama: And because of this plan, those who have lost their job in this recession will be able to receive extended unemployment benefits and continued health care coverage, while 95 percent of working Americans will receive a tax break beginning April 1st.

ConservativeXpress: Does Obama think anyone still believes the 95% tax break bullsh*t?

Obama: Of course, like every family going through hard times, our country must make tough choices. In order to pay for the things we need -- we cannot waste money on the things we don't.

ConservativeXpress: Unless you happen to be President or a Liberal Socialist in Congress; in that case, America is a multi-trillion dollar blank check for pork, earmarks and the radical take-over of America!

Obama: My administration inherited a $1.3 trillion budget deficit, the largest in history. And we've inherited a budgeting process as irresponsible as it is unsustainable. For years, as Wall Street used accounting tricks to conceal costs and avoid responsibility, Washington did, too.

ConservativeXpress: Stop whining about the deficit you "inherited"! And please, Mr. President, refrain from giving anyone advice about using "tricks to conceal costs and avoid responsibilty" -- that is exactly what you doing!

Obama: These kinds of irresponsible budgets -- and inexcusable practices -- are now in the past. For the first time in many years, my administration has produced a budget that represents an honest reckoning of where we are and where we need to go.

ConservativeXpress: I think I just threw up in my mouth... there is nothing "honest" about your budget, sir. If by "honest reckoning" you mean Socialism then I DO NOT appreciate your honesty.

Obama: It's also a budget that begins to make the hard choices that we've avoided for far too long -- a strategy that cuts where we must and invests where we need. That's why it includes $2 trillion in deficit reduction, while making historic investments in America's future.

ConservativeXpress: What the hell are you talking about! You are such a blatant liar! Deficit reduction? Who the f*ck do you think you're kidding!?!?! Oh, and believe me, I know that the "cuts" are in things like the military, counter-terrorism, tax breaks that actually create wealth, etc and the "needs" you speak of is a laundry list of Radical Socialist implementation.

Obama: That's why it reduces discretionary spending for non-defense programs as a share of the economy by more than 10 percent over the next decade -- to the lowest level since they began keeping these records nearly half a century ago.

ConservativeXpress: You're a liar!

Obama: And that's why on Wednesday, I signed a presidential memorandum to end unnecessary no-bid contracts and dramatically reform the way contracts are awarded -- reforms that will save the American people up to $40 billion each year.

ConservativeXpress: You've already spent over $3 Trillion and we're supposed to happy about a $40 billion rebate?

Obama: Finally, because we cannot bring our deficit down or grow our economy without tackling the skyrocketing cost of health care, I held a health care summit on Thursday to begin the long-overdue process of reform. Our ideas and opinions about how to achieve this reform will vary, but our goal must be the same: quality, affordable health care for every American that no longer overwhelms the budgets of families, businesses, and our government.

ConservativeXpress: I'll defer to Charles Krauthammer here:

Things. Now we know what they are. The markets' recent precipitous decline is a reaction not just to the absence of any plausible bank rescue plan, but also to the suspicion that Obama sees the continuing financial crisis as usefully creating the psychological conditions -- the sense of crisis bordering on fear-itself panic -- for enacting his "Big Bang" agenda to federalize and/or socialize health care, education and energy, the commanding heights of post-industrial society.

Clever politics, but intellectually dishonest to the core. Health, education and energy -- worthy and weighty as they may be -- are not the cause of our financial collapse. And they are not the cure. The fraudulent claim that they are both cause and cure is the rhetorical device by which an ambitious president intends to enact the most radical agenda of social transformation seen in our lifetime.

Obama: Yes, this is a moment of challenge for our country. But we've experienced great trials before. And with every test, each generation has found the capacity to not only endure, but to prosper -- to discover great opportunity in the midst of great crisis.

ConservativeXpress: Yes, and the solution has always been capitalism, free market enterprise, personal responsibility and limited government you Radical Socialist!

Obama: That is what we can and must do today. And I am absolutely confident that is what we will do. I'm confident that at this defining moment, we will prove ourselves worthy of the sacrifice of those who came before us, and the promise of those who will come after.

ConservativeXpress: Indeed, many have sacrificed for the America that you are destroying before our eyes, Mr. President. And the only thing you have promised to "those who will come after" is a nearly insurmountable debt burden.

Mr. President, you are arrogant, radical, dishonest and dangerous.

And yes, I hope you fail... miserably! I want my damn country back!

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1 comment:

  1. The US economy IN THE LAST QUARTER OF 2008 (remember that was when your guy was still in the White House) shrunk at a rate, which, IF CONTINUED FOR ANOTHER THREE QUATERS, would amount to an annual decrease of 6.2%.

    Also, in case you are not aware of that either: The the current recession has officially been dated to have started in December 2007. Which of course also means that it is all Obama's fault.

    Finally I don't think all the toxic assets in the bank balance sheets were originated by them since January 20, 2009.

    Obama is the guy hired to fix this mess and Snarky is OK with you hold his feet to the fire and demand accountability. For example Snarky is also a bit concerned about the slow start to resolving the banking crisis - pre-privatize already!. But it is undeniable he inherited what is the worst economic crisis since the Depression. It took a decade plus to get into this and will take more than 5 weeks to get out of it