BETRAYED! TOTUS Crashes During Obama Speech! (Video)

President Obama's best friend, the teleprompter, crashes to the ground during a speech! Eerily symbolic of his plummeting poll numbers, no?

"Today" Show Mocks Obama's Teleprompter (Video)

Well this is interesting coming from NBC, aka Obama TV...

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Obama Stumped When Asked About North Korea and Iran (Video)

Really? This is all you need to know. I'll say it -- he has ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA what he is talking about!

Uh...umm...uhhh....what the hell is he talking about? Seriously? This is not an answer!?!??!

This says it all, folks. One Big Ass Mistake America! Wow. No teleprompter, no clue.

Fox News Finally Reports On The TOTUS Phenomenon Sweeping The Blogs (Video)

About time someone in the news begins to comment about the Teleprompter Of The United States.

I doubt MS NBC will be commenting anytime soon!

President Consults With Speech Writer At White House Correspondents Dinner (Video)

Barack Obama has a whispering moment with top speech writer Jon Favreau during the White House Correspondent's dinner.

An anonymous and completely unreliable source says it was centered around which teleprompter would be in the line-up this evening.



This Jon Favreau.



Not this Jon Favreau.

Teleprompter Gaffe Foils Barack Obama Again! (Video)

"TOTUS! Why hast though forsaken me!"

No comment from Rahmbo The Ballerina about a TOTUS resignation letter.




From POLITICO:

President Obama’s speech at the National Academy of Sciences Monday morning hit a brief snag when Obama got ahead of his script.

Laying his plan for a President’s Council of Advisors on Science and Technology, Obama began to name the members of PCAST listed in his prepared remarks – before realizing he’d already introduced them, earlier in his speech.

“In addition to John – sorry, the – I just noticed I jumped the gun here,” Obama said, pausing for several seconds as he looked at the prompter. “Go ahead. Move it up. I had already introduced all you guys.”

The audience, which gave the president a warm reception, responded with a quiet laugh.

Obama Gaffe Alert! Obama "Resolved To Halt The Rise Of Privacy" (Meant Piracy) (Video)

Betrayed by the TOTUS!

Obama says that he is "resolved to halt the rise of 'privacy' in that (Somalia, Indian Ocean) region" of the world.

That's odd, not only is he stripping Americans of our Constitutional rights, now he wants to eliminate "privacy" in Africa!

Scary Movie 2008: Obama Without His Teleprompter (Video)

I get chills just thinking about it...

From Notoriously Conservative:

Ever seen Obama without his teleprompter? It isn't pretty. Not only is he a gaffe machine, but his socialist and elitist side slips out.

British Paper Mocks Obama, "The World's Greatest Orator" Fumbles Again Without the Teleprompter!

It looks like the international community is starting to catch on to what we've known for years!

Mr. President, you're nothing without your best friend!

From The Guardian:

Barack Obama, the World's Greatest Orator (™all news organisations), didn't exactly cover himself in glory when the BBC's political editor Nick Robinson asked him a question about who was to blame for the financial crisis. Normally word perfect, Obama ummed, ahed and waffled for the best part of two and a half minutes. Here, John Crace decodes what he was really thinking ...

Nick Robinson: "A question for you both, if I may. The prime minister has repeatedly blamed the United States of America for causing this crisis. France and Germany both blame Britain and America for causing this crisis. Who is right? And isn't the debate about that at the heart of the debate about what to do now?" Brown immediately swivels to leave Obama in pole position. There is a four-second delay before Obama starts speaking

[THANKS FOR NOTHING, GORDY BABY. REMIND ME TO HANG YOU OUT TO DRY ONE DAY.]

Barack Obama: "I, I, would say that, er ... pause [I HAVEN'T A CLUE] ... if you look at ... pause [WHO IS THIS NICK ROBINSON JERK?] ... the, the sources of this crisis ... pause [JUST KEEP GOING, BUDDY] ... the United States certainly has some accounting to do with respect to . . . pause [I'M IN WAY TOO DEEP HERE] ... a regulatory system that was inadequate to the massive changes that have taken place in the global financial system ... pause, close eyes [THIS IS GOING TO GO DOWN LIKE A CROCK OF SHIT BACK HOME. HELP]. I think what is also true is that ... pause [I WANT NICK ROBINSON TO DISAPPEAR] ... here in Great Britain ... pause [SHIT, GORDY'S THE HOST, DON'T LAND HIM IN IT] ... here in continental Europe ... pause [DAMN IT, BLAME EVERYONE.] ... around the world. We were seeing the same mismatch between the regulatory regimes that were in place and er ... pause [I'VE LOST MY TRAIN OF THOUGHT AGAIN] ... the highly integrated, er, global capital markets that have emerged ... pause [I'M REALLY WINGING IT NOW]. So at this point, I'm less interested in ... pause [YOU] ... identifying blame than fixing the problem. I think we've taken some very aggressive steps in the United States to do so, not just responding to the immediate crisis, ensuring banks are adequately capitalised, er, dealing with the enormous, er ... pause [WHY DIDN'T I QUIT WHILE I WAS AHEAD?] ... drop-off in demand and contraction that has taken place. More importantly, for the long term, making sure that we've got a set of, er, er, regulations that are up to the task, er, and that includes, er, a number that will be discussed at this summit. I think there's a lot of convergence between all the parties involved about the need, for example, to focus not on the legal form that a particular financial product takes or the institution it emerges from, but rather what's the risk involved, what's the function of this product and how do we regulate that adequately, much more effective coordination, er, between countries so we can, er, anticipate the risks that are involved there. Dealing with the, er, problem of derivatives markets, making sure we have set up systems, er, that can reduce some of the risks there. So, I actually think ... pause [FANTASTIC. I'VE LOST EVERYONE, INCLUDING MYSELF] ... there's enormous consensus that has emerged in terms of what we need to do now and, er ... pause [I'M OUTTA HERE. TIME FOR THE USUAL CLOSING BOLLOCKS] ... I'm a great believer in looking forwards than looking backwards.

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TOTUS, how dare you let down Dear Leader on the International stage!

Obama Loses Place On Teleprompter. Ouch! (Video)

The TOTUS failed Dear Leader today during a speech in France!

(Video courtesy of Town Hall)

AUDIO: Beck: Obama's A 'Manchurian Candidate' For Using A Teleprompter

Beck attacks TOTUS (Teleprompter of the United States) today on the radio.

VIDEO: Obama's Entire Press Conference

If anyone missed it...

WARNING: Quite possibly the most boring hour in television history!

But no worries, the somber mood was a calculated ploy in light of criticism over the Special Olympics joke and the "Punch Drunk" 60 Minutes display.

Light-hearted snarkiness failed for Obama, so they went back to dismal doom and gloom.

But what do I know; I'm just the 900 Lb Gorilla with a little ol' blog!